dactyl here... this was just related to me via IM... about a friend's coworker's friend's match.com horror story. personally, i think this is greatest thing i've ever heard:
one of her friends went on there and decided that all first dates would be 20 minutes and coffee only
she was waiting in line with him and he's like "i'll order... why don't you just head upstairs?"
she's asked how she would know which table was his and he's like "oh... you'll know".
he had laid out a bunch of red roses and a box of chocolates.
and then he sits down and said "so i thought i'd just get this out on the table... i have herpes."
she's like "thank goodness this coffee is in a to go cup!!!"
aaaand she left.
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greatest. shizzle. EVAH!!!
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awesome. way to give him a chance. that right there may be the problem with girls.
Oh. My. Gah.
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