memorializing heartache one post-it at a time...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

quite possibly THE greatest email EVER!

so, the dactyl is online dating again... and after rescheduling dates twice with this "sensitive artist" (we'll call him) b/c of supremely bad cramps (which i told him was food poisoning), and business related issues (which were legitimate camera problems that were causing me massive amounts of stress), i sent him a very polite and apologetic email about how i needed to cancel b/c of various personal crap, that i was sorry to waste his time, etc and wished him the very best... and THIS gem is the response that i got (mind you, we'd never met in person or even spoken on the phone):

subject: i don't know why i'm even bothering writing this, you won't respond anyway...

i knew this was going to happen. what a waste of time indeed and amazingly predictable to boot. personally,i don't think you ever had any intention of ever going out with me in the first place. do you usually string people along like this? why bother being on a PERSONALS site if you behave this way? unless you're just setting up some dates for the next place you move to,or you had a better offer and you're bullshitting me lol. was the camera ever broken in the first place? ;) you may not think of yourself as a flake,but trust me honey...you are. a giant one. apologies not accepted.

thank goodness i didn't put all my eggs in one basket,so to speak (because of nonsense like this.) i usually don't say this to people,especially women...but go fuck off. have a nice life.

.... oh believe me... i responded. :)

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